Erratic Services
Seeking MILF interested in mutual funds - m4w - 21 (Atlanta)
The <Meta>morphosis
Frank Kaufman awoke one morning after a night of uneasy dreams to discover he had 513 comments on his latest blog.
Karmic Rejection Letters
Thank you for giving us the opportunity to consider your subscription renewal notice. While it was deftly written—and the lowered rate somewhat fiscally compelling—we’re afraid your magazine just isn’t a right fit for our mailbox.
Hip Hopsticles
Why LL Cool J is Going Back to Cali | Why Rap Is Freezing | Instructions from Michael Jackson
Goth Round Table
Charlie Rose welcomes to his show the rockers Robert Smith, Morrissey, Marilyn Manson, and Trent Reznor.
Rejection Letters before They Were Famous
Wonderful penmanship. We wish you luck elsewhere.
Safeway
I see you like Cream of Corn, which reminds me of a dream I had last night. Let’s just say there was a lot of cream of corn everywhere. I will take your can of corn and buy it. I will go in the express lane and buy it really fast. I will leave the grocery store and you will see me drive off in my Mercedes Benz. Within a day or two I’ll be back. I’ll ask you on a date. I’ll touch your buttocks. I’ll punch your face in.
