Jesse McLean

Jesse McLean lives and works in Toronto, where he is currently writing the pilot for a Fox sitcom entitled Shakespeare & Marlowe: The Original Odd Couple. Mr. McLean is accepting casting suggestions and dick jokes in iambic pentameter.

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How to Convince the Widow from Accounting That the One-Night Stand Was "Part of Her Recovery"

Jesse McLean

Suggest that she’s going to start dating again sometime, and if she’s going to be used and discarded it might as well be with a guy she knows

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Rainer Maria Rilke’s Facebook Postings to a Young Poet

Jesse McLean

As much as I treasure solitude, your recent bundle of poems brought a much-needed ray of sunshine, followed by a cold front and precipitous sinus relief.

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How to Bluff Your Way Through a Heart Bypass

Jesse McLean