Jeremy Martin

Highlights from Kurt Vonnegut's Friar's Club Roast Jimmy Kimmel: Listen--Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time. Too bad it wasn’t so easy for Kurt boy here to get that gerbil to come unstuck from his ass. Am I right, V-man? I bet time didn’t need a DustBuster...

The Good News   A Story Somewhat in the Telegraphic, Schizophrenic Manner of Kurt Vonnegut Jr. This story happened a long time ago in a church. Things were very different then. A church was a building where crowds of depressed and frightened people...

Two Real Case Studies in Snap Judgment Involving My Parents Scenario 1: My Father I’m watching “Evening at the Improv” in the mid-90s when my father enters the room. “What are you watching?” he says. “This comedienne named Ellen DeGeneres,” I say. “She’s pretty funny.” He snorts. “Looks like a...

“American Pie”—A Fresh Slice The song “American Pie,” by Don McLean has been heavily analyzed since it was first released in 1972. As with many popular songs containing largely symbolic lyrics such as “Stairway to Heaven” or “Hotel California,” the song’s meaning is examined...

Excerpt from The Family Matters: The Real Story of the Winslow Dynasty Judy Winslow disappeared after the fourth season.

The Adams Family: My Ill Fated Attempt at Writing a Tell-All Biography about the Adams Dynasty without Doing Any Actual Research The White House at that time was not really white but was actually the hollowed-out carcass of a grizzly bear.

Reasons Why a Bridge over Troubled Water Would Not Necessarily Ease My Mind Maybe it’s a bridge you haven’t quite come to yet and you’re still waiting to cross it. But now that it’s been mentioned, you just can’t quit thinking about it. What kind of bridge is it? Is it steel or...