Jason Kucharsky

Jason Kucharsky was born and raised. He has a flair for many languages including English, British, Australian, and bullshit. While studying a broad one summer, he discovered his fondness of the written word as well as Genoa salami. Mr. Kucharsky now writes screenplays, poetry, and fiction at a furious pace, and has numerous Hollywood projects in various stages of development. Also a prolific inventor, he holds several trademarks and has patents pending.

Fiction
Home Istan Salaam alaikum, fellow Sand Cats! It is I, Mint Teabag. For those of you not familiar with that particular moniker, I also went by Bejeweled Dagger-Dick and Crust-Eye. I was excited when the mullahs finally lifted that ban on Internet...
Fiction
Gina Gershon and the Persian Subway Plot, or, There Are No Wheat Thins in Tehran The following transcript of a hotel-room conversation by two Iranian diplomats has been translated from the Farsi by some Persian kid who works the coffee stand outside the N.Y. headquarters of the F.B.I. mo: Well, what the fuck do we...
Non-Fiction
Top 10 Things That Sucked about My Day (In No Particular Order) 6. Oprah discussed the war with Iraq; many women were waiting to hear what they should think. Also, I was home and watching Oprah. 2. The toilet paper at work was downgraded to half-ply. With visible wood chips. 10. My...

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