James Connelly
James Connelly works for the Electric Co. in Phoenix, Arizona. He writes for publications such as Randy Gentleman, Lavatory Etiquette Monthly, and The Nose Putty Journal, which are nonexistent.
So Long, Mr. President: Bush Feet Under
The Final Moments of the George W. Bush Administration 
Misheard Song Lyrics, Schizophrenic Edition
Actual lyric: “Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.” -- “Blinded by the Light" by Manfred Mann Misheard as: “Animal robots at the post office will slice off your fingertips.” Actual lyric:...
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