Jackie Alameda
Jackie Alameda currently lives in the jail cell of a converted courthouse and is writing a novel, The Complete Works of Jimmy Go, about a suicidal literary editor who hates writers, as well as The Last Love Letter, an autobiographical screenplay about pretty, stuttering girls and the detrimental influence of the Prussians on modern education. Jackie promises to read your e-mail unless you are boring.
Dear Christina Aguilera
Dear Ms. Aguilera, I used to believe that you were just another irritating pop star, but I recently read a bit of gossip about you placing Kelly Osbourne in a headlock, and I freely admit that I was wrong. You...