Heather Kelley
Heather Kelley never had an Easy-Bake oven, and look how she turned out. Just ask those guys at (parenthetical note).
Venice
1. I bring a runny nose and too many tank tops. Beth and I share a bed even though she’s still mad at me from the plane, from when she said Tommy meant nothing to her and I said she... 
What I Hope to Find in Heaven
Girl Scout cookies The Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine Clara Peller, the lady from the “Where's the beef?” commercial Shag carpeting (white) A really good radio station Bingo Miniature golf The scent of fabric softener 24-hour Taco Bell Disco bowling The entire...
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