Harold Middleman
Harold Middleman hails from somewhere where babies are christened in beer and the city comptroller doubles as the moyel for every bris. Harold is bizarre, but not in a "How Bizarre, How Bizarre" kind of way; more like, my God, that man is bizarre! He floats in and out of reality and occasionally drops by with a submission. If you see Harold out without his helmet, please send him home immediately.
Things I Can't Believe Happened (March 2003)
Headlines I Can't Believe I've Read Crunch! Giant Cheeto Spurs Online Frenzy Small Iowa town to put it on display Friday, March 7, 2003 CNN Monkeys Flee Research Center, Keepers Trying to Lure Them with Bananas Wednesday, March 12, 2003...