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"Ripped from the Headlines...": Law & Order Signs Off "A Successful Date Ends Badly for Dick Wolf, Creator of TV’s Law & Order" and "Letter to Chris Noth: 'Mr. Big,' 'Detective Logan,' and Owner of N.Y.C.'s Cutting Room"

Afternoon Delight with James Taylor Hello, I'm James Taylor, and welcome to Afternoon Delight--the show that's all about you and your sex-fetish inquiries.

Things We Learned from Eunice and Marvin Weinstein after Buying Their Home in Suburbia The lady across the street is Greek, but nice.
The young mother three doors down is not very outgoing. She hasn't spoken to the Weinsteins once. But if she's our friend, that's O.K.
That green house used to have lots of beautiful trees in front until Indians moved in ...

Christmas Correspondence Between Advice Columnist “Mother Wisdom” and a Disgruntled Reader I’d like to pass along a little Christmas blessing I just learned: “May you bleed from your eyes as you service our dark master.”

The Day I Interviewed Lloyd Dobler “Lloyd!” I exclaimed. “What are you doing in America? Why would you want to be a paralegal? What happened to your kickboxing career?”

If Mice Could Speak Glue traps would continue to wane in popularity. There would be at least ten swear words for “cat.” They would cringe in embarrassment every time Mickey opened his mouth. Lab scientists would need really thick skin. White mice would be...

Letter to Chris Noth: "Mr. Big," "Detective Logan," and Owner of N.Y.C.'s Cutting Room I was totally digging that 10' by 15' painting of you hung over the door. I liked how it was you, but younger. And thinner. With more hair. I thought that was cool.

The Disney Princesses Talk About Chlamydia In an effort to protect our nation’s youth and empower them with knowledge, the C.D.C. sought the perfect spokeswomen to reach these young girls before they came to harm. The Disney Princesses were the only logical choice.

A Successful Date Ends Badly for Dick Wolf -- Creator of TV’s Law & Order Dick: Well, I guess this is the end of our date. Date: Thank you for a lovely time, Dick. Dick: Time . . . That’s something Lopez will have plenty of at Rikers. Date: What? Dick: Never mind. I...

Intimidation Strategies to Be Avoided in a Street Fight Making Threats That Incorporate Literary References
"Get out of my face before I come down on you like Don Quixote on a windmill."
"You, my friend, have just made a choice even more flawed and inevitably tragic than King Lear’s."
"Everywhere you turn, I’m gonna haunt your ass like Cathy to Heathcliff."
2. Brandishing Inappropriate Accessories . . .

Subtle Changes to the Titles of Children's Shows That Would Require Drastic Changes in Program Content

A Frequent Contributor to a Popular Internet Humor Site Is Transported Back in Time, and, after Finding Work as a Writer on Your Show of Shows, Is Reprimanded by Sid Caesar within One Week A Play in One Act Never to Be Performed Ever

A Real Estate Agent’s Tour Of Hannigan’s Cove: Fictional Town For Rent Or Sale To Aspiring Novelists Thanks for coming. You find it all right? I hope the directions were O.K. Some people get lost at the Maple Path part, but you just keep going, past the forest and over the hill until you hear the heartbeat...