Ellen Meister

Like Yankee Pot Roast, Ellen Meister endorses the value of a SUNY education, and thinks she may have sat next to Y.P.R. in an American Lit class, though it could have been some other cooked meat. Her work has appeared in Pindeldyboz, Amarillo Bay and Haypenny, and will soon appear in SmokeLong Quarterly, Word Riot, and Light. Ellen Meister believes in love and does not take kindly to being ignored.

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Tighter Abs in Six Weeks

Ellen Meister

Use the Ab Cruncher 3000 Three Times a Week and See a Whole New You! Week 1, Day 1 My Ab Cruncher 3000 came today. Sandy says you're supposed to keep a diary and write down exactly how many...