Dennis Proctor
Dennis Proctor invented condensed milk in the 1850s and later the popular Lazy Susan table aid, but he struck out with one other invention: the poorly-received "meat biscuit." He was an editor of Haypenny. He is Deckie Holmes.
My Predictions for Major League Baseball’s Post Season
Celebrity Red Sox fan Ben Affleck will make headlines when he murders Pedro Martinez in cold blood. 
Postcards from My Bed
Hey! Your bed here. I know it’s not customary for the vacationer to receive postcards from those he’s abandoned at home, but I had a free sec and I thought it was a clever idea, so, ya know, hope ya...
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