Dayvid Figler
Las Vegas native Dayvid Figler is a sporadic commentator on National Public Radio's All Things Considered. He was awarded a Nevada State fellowship in the arts for fiction, but spends his days laboring over capital murder cases in Las Vegas as a private defense attorney. His short story, Grope (Future Tense Books, 2005), has a content-appropriate semi-naked woman on the cover--all just a quick Google away.
70s Music Is Stupid
"Time in a Bottle" by Jim Croce First of all, you can't. Time is a concept. But you knew that, you're just getting all literary. Cool. No problem. Still, the first thing you'd do is "save every day till eternity...