Daniel McArdle

A Child-Prodigy Chemist, a Boisterous but Well Mannered Pirate, and Jean-Paul Sartre Trade Schoolyard Insults While Sharing a Lifeboat "The cooties!? No, no, it is the unwashed corsaire who carries the cooties, not moi."

Expiration by Twinkie: Singular Expressions for Uncommon Food-related Deaths Death by "Death by Chocolate"

Brutally Realistic Versions of Famous Musicals The Sound of Nazis

Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton Share a Rather Contentious Carriage Ride During a Sudden Downpour, 1791 Founding Father Fight!

Other Entities That Are Not Great, According to an Inebriated but Still Quite Formidable Christopher Hitchens Frosted Flakes: The rabid frothing of their pathetic anthropomorphic tiger mascot notwithstanding, these "flakes" decompose in seconds into an insipid, over-sweet slurry.

Over the Partition with Nary a Bounce: Home Run Calls I'd Love to Hear The fat lady of myth and legend may have not sung as yet, but she is most certainly humming a rather jaunty tune! [Said while tipping back boater hat and pouring out a handful of crackerjack.]

We Will Stop at Nothing to Acquire Your Swiffer Technology A Proclamation from Three-Click-Pause-Two-Click, Fifth of Many

The Cruelest Nicknames in Modern Operatic History Perverotti

Classic Kung Fu Titles That Would Make for Some Disturbingly Bad Porn Seven Blows of the Dragon

Platypus-Based Expressions to Disarm Friend & Foe Alike "Enough of your duck-billed platitudes …"

Five Things Thomas Pynchon Will Never Say “Thanks, Oprah. Great to be back.”