Daniel Maurer
Daniel Maurer can also be found at McSweeney's, Stop Smiling, Modern Drunkard, The Modernist, The Black Table. Free Williamsburg, Broken Newz, and Mr. Beller's Neighborhood. He has also written for Nerve, Shecky's, Arriviste Press, Metro newspaper, and others.
Excerpts from Restroom Confidential: Adventures in the Lavatory Underbelly
KERPLUNK! Books ("Books that Really Make a Splash") presents: Restroom Confidential: Adventures in the Lavatory Underbelly From the Introduction: Let’s make this clear: I’m not here to “rag” on my fellow bathroom attendants. I’m writing this to show you—what... 
The Recently Recovered Love Letters of Vincent van Gogh
May 24, 1888 Dear Rachel, Look, I’m not trying to get you back. I understand you don’t want to see me anymore. Fine. I just want to apologize for last night. I said a lot of things I shouldn’t have....
Dispatches from the V.I.P. Lounge
Dear Brian, I have been inside the V.I.P. lounge for fifteen minutes now. It is lonely without you. So much noise, so much movement, so many Kangol hats. I have been preparing for this moment for so long, but I...
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