Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera won the Grammy for "Best New Artist" in 2000, and was ranked in the top 20 of FHM magazine's "100 Sexiest Women of 2001."

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Who's the Pop Diva Queen Now, Bitch? Hey, whassup whassup, everybody! Xtina here and I want y’all to meet somebody special. This is Raul and ~ he is beau-ti-ful, no matter what they say ... ~ He’s a dishwasher I met last night when I was puking in the dumpster behind a Vegas strip joint. He’s from Ecuador, and guess what? We got married!

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