Brian Newell

Brian Newell has a job that you wouldn't envy and drives a car that gets poor gas mileage. He'd buy something more economical but he's really attached to his car. Also, he doesn't want to lose his bumper sticker that says, "I Got This Car for My Wife--What a Bargain!" If you see him on the road in and around northern Virginia, feel free to honk.

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How to Fix Your Canon Copier It's not an easy decision to come to. No one wants to put their Canon copier through such a traumatic event. But with the Canon copier population spiraling out of control and a shortage of loving homes for the little...

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