Brian Graham
Brian Graham lives in Seattle. He is often asked if it rains a lot there. It does. Brian's writing has appeared in such places as Haypenny, Word Riot, Pindeldyboz, and Monkeybicycle. His dream is to one day own a pet bear trained in the art of ninjitsu. In 2001, he led the Minnesota Vikings in rushing.
Belated Apologies to Girls I Have Known
I’m sorry for whatever it was I said that resulted in you throwing an iron at me. Maybe something about your hair.