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Dear Nesquik
by Josh Abraham
Dear Nesquik (née Nestlé Quik),
I’ve been drinking your chocolatey-flavored milk since before I was even born. Of all liquids on the planet, your chocolatey-flavored milk is my favorite, surpassing even soapy water, turpentine, or Colt 45. I’ve won numerous Nestlé Quik-chugging contests …
St. Pat’s Facts
Hexadecimal Shades of Green #009900 Hunter #339900 Jade #33cc00 Kelly #339933 Emerald #66ff33 Lime #99ff99 Sea #99cc00 Pea #99ff00 Chartreuse #663300 Mean Joe Vital Stats for Kathy Ireland Height: 5’ 11” (1.80 m) Measurements: 34B-24-34 Shoe size: 8 Role in…
The Passion of the Führer
by Trevor Seigler
Critics are up in arms over Mel Gibson’s next film, declaring that the director’s anti-Semitic bias fuels his German-language epic, The Passion of the Führer. Gibson maintains that his picture, chronicling the last 12 hours in the life of the…
Sem Ordnilap Ytir Belec: Celebrity Palindromes
“Lisa Bonet ate no basil.” — Lenny Kravitz, summing up their last lunch date. ““Men, I’m Eminem!” — The rapper, upon entering prison. “Yes, sir—Romeo foe: Morrissey.” — The singer reaffirms his asexuality. “Damn! I, Agassi, miss again! Mad!” —…
Sem Ordnilap Ytir Belec: Celebrity Palindromes
“Lisa Bonet ate no basil.” — Lenny Kravitz, summing up their last lunch date. ““Men, I’m Eminem!” — The rapper, upon entering prison. “Yes, sir—Romeo foe: Morrissey.” — The singer reaffirms his asexuality. “Damn! I, Agassi, miss again! Mad!” —…
J.F.K. & J.F.K.
by Matthew Tobey
As the possibility of John F. Kerry’s seizing the White House looms, one can’t help but take note of the similarities between the candidate and an ill-fated Democratic President of the past. Beyond their both being Massachusetts senators and Navy…
Polish Fact
Poland's Contribution to the 2003 Invasion of Iraq
54 soldiers from the elite GROM commando unit
the logistic support ship Xawery Czarniecki with over 50 crew and a FORMOZA navy commando unit
74 antichemical contamination troops
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Ik heb twee draaischijven en een microfoon.
I've got two turntables and a microphone.
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