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Birthday Cards to Celebrities

Cupcake! Dear Hilary,

I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. I. Hate. You.

Happy 17th Birthday!

Love,
Lindsay Lohan

P.S. You're getting fat.